I know this isn't a Sue as such, but still. I'm laughing my head off, and shaking my head at the same time. Good god.

Anyway. Onto the real subject, which is....

I thought I would search a bit and find some nice mellow Sues, something nice and easy after yesterday's painful one. Apparently not. Annnnnnnnnd it's in script format. *tosses her metal spork over her shoulder and whips out a gun-shaped paddle*

Story Or Series Title: Angel blades
Fandom: Trigun. Oh how I pity thee.
Culprit Author's Name: Blades-The-Mercenary

Full Name (plus titles if any): Angela Cath Valentine. Me senses faint Bebop tendancies here.
Full Species(es): Human. Given the title, I was surprised. Not a plant?
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Light Purple **middle length tied back** -have a long blade running through her hair-" Direct quote. Blades, oh how cliche are we going to be today?
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Violet -narrow tough looking eyes but still pretty-" Direct quote. Ouch.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Apparently, she has a six-pack. If only I meant the Lager kind. Nope, this Mary-sue is a beefy one. Scar across her left eye (I think...) six on her back, and a rose tattoo. Way too many pointy things up her sleeves.
I figure her clothes are unusual, so here we go....
Outfit: Normal Outfit: A tight black button up half shirt one button buttoned and tight black shorts and she has a black cape

Mercenary outfit: -Wearing her normal outfit made up of and long white jacket with black lining and a long cloth belt that tries at the side of her hip the jacket comes together in a V shape to her waist and the jacket opens again right under the belt under the jacket she wears a white wraps around her from right under her arms to her waist and black short on her feet she wearing long black tie up boots- -her light purple hair tied back to a pony tail and holding scythe in her hand- -on her belt five swords two on each side of her hips and one back next to a gun- -under her jacket is a short sword on her back- -running through her hair is a thin blade- -swings her bag over her on each side of the bag are two100 pound brace blades(go on her arms)- -in the bottom of her jacket is an arsenal of daggers knives and blades- (I am not going to go to the cape this is her everyday outfit and she has even more weapons) -


Special Possessions (if any): Bad grammar? Badly described physique? Has an angsty past- but in Chapter 4 you get a decription on how to calm her down! WTF!?

Annoying Origin: April town and November City. I mean pick ONE. She can't be from two places at once.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: I don't think she's related to anyone, but she's trying to kill Vash. x_X;
Annoying Special Abilities:The fact she can lug around more metal than a scrapyard. Hmm. Mercenary, the annoying talentless kind that people hire all the time, regardless of her track record. Can switch moods instantly.
Other Annoying Traits: Does that annoying thing where she's trying to kill Vash, but despite it, Vash wants her. Ugh. Oh and she tells people how she injures them. "I broke three of your ribs". No shit. The fact the author wrote this in script format, used !! and TYPES LIKE THIS, should be mentioned. Or shot. Either way.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Dis: I do not own Trigun.....-sigh- I love Trigun so much I would only change on thing Blades would be in it.

Had to mention that. Had to. If you love it so much, why do you rape it and spawn horrible sues like this? Why? Ever heard of flowers and chocolates? Or at least buying the merchendise?

On to the fight scene, which aside from confusing, is in script format, has cliched, annoying stupid, badly written dialogue and is just about as enjoyable was getting an ingrown toenail removed.

Vash: -eyes widen- What?! -They narrow- (thinking: Why can't I get a break?) Who sent you?
Blades: -smiles- I can't tell you that...-stands up- I will meet you tomorrow at the time right before the time of the twilight ok Cutie?-walks past him-
Vash: One thing Miss Blades before you go?
Blades: -stops- What?
Vash: -turns around- I hope you wear that outfit -smiles-
Blades: -sweat drop and slight blush unseen- then I won't -walks out of the room-
Wolfwood: -standing in his door way- -smoking a broken cig. - Her?

-Later on the next day Vash and everyone is walking about the town-

Vash:-his eyes serious thinking about Blades the what might happen later in the day- (In his head: Great, I know nothing about her but yesterday -remember the bar fight and how she took out their weapons- Damn it will all that weight on her jacket she is still that fast) -his eyes serous narrow some sweat on his brow-
Wolfwood: So, -serous eyes wearing his sunglasses- Your thinking about fighting that woman..
Vash: Yeah I don't know what to do..And she is so beautiful too? -Sad anime eyes-
Blades: -walking on the other side of the street- -glares at Vash and smiles- -then with her pointer finger she runs it past across her neck- -smug smirk-
Vash: -nervous Anime sweat drop-
Wolfwood: -smiles- So, your going to go through with it?
Vash: Do I have a choice? -Sigh-
-just then a little boy with is looking out a second story window leans over the pain her leans to my weight over and looses his balance as he begins to fall his eyes widen in fear he screams-
Vash: Oh no
-No one could do anything, only to watch in horror even Vash couldn't get their in time-
Blades: -sigh- I kid like you should be more careful -holding the boy in her arms- -places him on the ground- -places her hand on his hand- -smiles- Fate was with you today.
Tom: (this name is Tom lol) -smiles nervously- Than thank you Ma 'am. -He runs off in to his house again-
Vash: -smiles-I see your not that bad of a person are you?
Blades: huh I hate kids
Vash: Do you have to be nasty about anything?
Blades: Yeah, and your going to be dead by sunset.
Vash: Why do you have to be so mean? -Anime tears T_T-
Blades: -smiles- 4 hours -walks off- oh and Vash -stop-
Vash: Yeah? -Depressed-
Blades: Meet me at the cliff at the far edge of the town ok Cutie?
Meryl: What was that about?
Vash: Nothing -depressed Vash look lol-
-Sitting on the edge of a cliff wearing her jacket outfit- -a sweet little smiles on her face-
Vash: -walks up wearing his sun glasses his coat flowing in the blow-
Blades: Wow you could have run away but that wouldn't have been much fun... -she jumps to her feet- -turns around- Let's get started- -changes at him with a quick speed and socks in the face- That was a starter
Vash:-falls back sitting on the sandy soil- -holding his nose that is bleed with anime tear T_T- That hurt!
Blades: Wuss!
Vash: -stands up- I don't really want to fight you -crazy anime pissed off face-
Blades: -narrow eyes- you have no choice in the matter...-starts throwing punches at him while he dodges every hit- when are you going to hit me?!
Vash: -thinking: she is fast.....- -while the thought crosses his mind she lands a hard hit in the middle of his gut- -he jumps to his knees holding his stomach in much pain-
Blades: Wow, You aren't as good as a thought Vash -steping back- -drawing her sword from her side- -brings it up to her face and lick the blade- Stand up!
Vash: (thinking: What the Hell? My stomach hurt I can hardly move) -stands up slowly-
Blades: Just to let you know I broke three of your ribs -steps back a few steps-
Vash: -his eyes become very narrow sweat dripping for his forehead- I feel like I got hit by a car. Why do you need the sword?!
Blades: I am going to make this interesting for you Vash the Stampede.....
Vash: What!?

Blades: VASH DRAW YOUR GUN!!!!!!!!-Smiling- Come on, Fight back, Look at me not as a woman just an enemy......
Vash: Fine -builds his strength up and stand up straight then draws is gun and points it at her-
Blades: -smiles- Good Now I don't feel bad beating you.
Vash: (thinking: I can't get hit if I do I am done for, Damn it still hurts, How, can I beat her? I have to watch her closely.) -Narrow eyes-
Blades: Now, what to do, what to do?
Vash: -firers a shot out aimed at her shoulder-
Blades:-blocks in with her sword- -smirks- -charges at him with great speed-

Vash:-eyes widen- NOW! -jumps to the side and fires him gun the bullet scathing her arm but right after Blades partly slice Vash's side- -he falls to the ground them sits up holding his side- -an idea passes his through his head- -smirks- (thinks: That's it)
Blades: Oh I see, your smiling, that means you have a plan right?
Vash: Yeah and I am going to win this?
Blades: I like to make his more fun but I am sorry I am not going to let you win...
Vash: -stands up- Bring it on -smiles- -puts his gun away-
Blades: (Thinking: what is he planning?-
Tom and his friends:-watching the fight from behind a near by boulder-
Tom: It is that woman that saved me (he is 7)
John: Yeah and she is pretty
Mikey: She is fighting that blonde guy, who is the bad Guy here?
Tom: It has to be the guy he is Vash the Stampede....
John: Hey, He was really nice be can't be that bad...
Tom: But, that woman saved me she can't be the bad guy
Mikey: Many they are just training or something?
John: There Not Train look at Vash he is bleed.....
Tom: She is going to win
Blades: -alright Vash the Stampede it is TIME!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -changes at him-
Vash:-runs towards her and dodges the blade sliding underneath her high swing on the way pulling her belt-
Blades: (thinks: He dodged it Nice.) -stops turns around- Nice one Vash But it is time Huh -her eyes widen as her jacket falls off (that is her outfit) all she as left on is a bandage wrap that is only wrapped around her chest and he hands and tight black shorts with her boots- -turns red- -still and in shock-

Vash: -stand up again- -grins- WOW, you have a nice body and you shouldn't wear an outfit with a weighted bottom like that. (At the bottom of her jacket are all knives) and only a cloth belt..... I do mean it -smiling proudly- ^_^ I really do like you your well curved...

-Back to Tom and friends-
Tom: Wow, she is an angel. -he see Blades back, on her back six scar that looks like they are curved in to her back with a knife shaped like wings-

-Back to Vash and Angel I mean Blades-
Zindoche: WHEN WILL I BE IN HERE!!!!-Smiles sweetly-
BTM: Later Zin

-Ok, ok back to VASH AND BLADES-

Blades: -start getting really pissed off- -begin to scream- YOU PERVERT we are going to have a rematch and I am going to kill you for this. -Blushing- GIVE ME MY BELT!!!!!!!!!!!
Vash: Scary! -Walks over and hands it to her- Blades: -before he could get away she slaps him across the face- -flaming background- YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
Tom: She is scary
John: You can say that again.

-End scene-

-In the middle of the street-
Blades: Time for our rematch
Vash: HERE!?!
Blades: Yeah -in knives on the bottom of her coat-
Vash: -narrow eyes- (in his head: Damn it)
Blades: Both fight to our fullest -gets ready to fight-
Vash: -puts his sunglasses on ready to draw his gun- Fine

-to be cont.-

Zindoche: GO VASHY GO VASH YEAH VASH!!!!!!!!
Blades: What about me?
Zin: oh who cares!