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Monday, January 26th, 2004
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7:56p - Happy Austalia Day.
Wow. I'm so very sorry about the long, decidedly unplanned hiatus. So, to make up for it, I'll do a Sue-report.
I've found a Bebop-sue, but it's over 40 chapters long, so I'll be reporting that one in a few days.
For now, you'll just have to live with a Legato sue. Oh the pain of it all..X_x;
Story Or Series Title: Revelation Legata.
Fandom: Trigun. Ouch.
Culprit Author's Name: LegataBringerOfDeath
-ugh- One of those authors.
Summary:What happens when a mysterious woman is created by Knives and Legato? Can Nicholas D. Wolfwood survive her wicked Mind games?
Wolfwood X Legata
Legata X Legato Ah god. I'm cringing already and I haven't made it past the stats yet.
It's WIP, but lets hope it goes no FURTHER. Oh, I'm the kind of person who likes forewarning, so this story is rated R. There's badly written smut in it. I don't have the guts to include it in the sample.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Legata. Jeez, whose name might that be? A horrible mangling of *cough*Legato*cough*.
Full Species(es): Human. Well, whatever mangled genes are Legato's, she is a clone. Funny that. They live on a planet where the technology in general doesn't reach past early twentith century standards, yet they can clone people, something in this day and age is theretical? And never mind that a female verison is not a clone.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Azzure. Direct quote.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Golden. Lined with black eyeliner. >_> Prostitute fashion is in for Sues this season, I think.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Quote "well manicured nails were also painted crimson. Azzure colored hair went past my shoulders and fell over one of my eyes. The black shirt I wore is tight and brings out my breasts. The grey miniskirt I've got on is slightly hiked up. Black boots come up to my knees and a white trench coat with the spikes on the shoulder was on my small frame. My coat lacked the skull that Legato had on his". End quote. All she needs is a peephole bra and sock suspenders....*bangs head against desk*
Special Possessions (if any): The ability to suddenly have a relationship with Wolfwood, with no establishing origin, or ANYTHING. Does Legato's DNA count as special possession? Oiy.
Annoying Origin: Apprently, Knives and Legato created her. Why did you do that, you stupid, stupid, crazy plant?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: 'Been dating Wolfwood for six months. Oh dear. x_X: Again, shes a sporking clone of Legato. Annoying enough.
Annoying Special Abilities: Able to make Wolfwood really, really horny? Despite that Legato scares the living beejesus outta Wolfwood?
Other Annoying Traits: Just ugh. The story didn't progress far enough before it degraded to mindless smut.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( The introduction...... )
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