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Saturday, January 17th, 2004
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1:33p
Been a hell of a day. I'll post today's sue (which is Saturday- I missed Fridays sue....at least where I'm standing..;D) a bit later. I need some ice-cubes and a mallet now.
current mood: food escape! (comment on this)
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8:29p - A paper cut soaked in lemon juice wouldn't hurt as much.
Well now. It’s rather sad, how I can simply click on ff.net Anime=> Trigun=> set it to 5000 words or more on a PG-13 rating and WHAM. Mary sue. In CAPTIAL LETTERS.
OMG LIKE WOW1.
Ouch. My brainmeats hurt. I can’t read anymore of this, I might do something stupid.
Story Or Series Title: SOMEONE TO RETURN MY LOVE
Fandom: Trigun.
Culprit Author's Name: YOKO KITSUNE NETORIE MAXWELL (ouch) It hurts to read the authors name.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Netorie. That’s it I think. God I hope so.
Full Species(es): I’m not too sure, but her lifespan is 120, but she’s 16. (4EVA). Yes, I would like to order an inflatable Mary-sue, suitable for gagging the toughest stomachs of jaded fans. Yes, my age is over 16, but my IQ isn’t.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Light sand colour.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Dark gold. Oooo.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "Her skin, as dark as the Arabians" Direct quote. OMFG.
Special Possessions (if any): "determination, and a mysterious past" Direct quote. Gun. Bounty higher than Vash’s. all $$98 billion. I’d pay that….for someone to kill her!
Annoying Origin: Wolfwood’s sister. Legatos sister. This story offically (it was official the instant I read it) makes NO FRELLING sense. OMFGWTFBQQ.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Author originally intended to make Her and Vash cousins. But she’s Legato’s and Wolfwoods sister. Wow. Gunsmoke is full of pretty inbred hicks. Ugh..-_-;;
Annoying Special Abilities: Can distort canon continuity. As in Legato is alive. As in Knives is….aww hell, I dunno WHATS going on. Can shoot people. Can make Vash obsessed with her, and also make him a complete git to other canon characters. Can sing. Like WOW BEEUTIFUL voice like.
Other Annoying Traits: Suffers from ANGST MAX FACTOR! Ugh. Likes to kills things.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( OW. )
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